I just saw a bumper sticker that said, “Honk, if you believe in Jesus”

December 22nd, 2008

I wonder why I’ve never seen a bumper sticker that said, cialis canada discount “honk four times, tadalafil if you believe in Vishnu”?

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  • 1. Nick  |  December 22nd, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    I hate “honk if you…” bumper stickers. They’re a license to drive like an jerk. If people honk at those cars because they cut someone else, or are driving irresponsibly somehow, then the driver will just assume its because of the bumper sticker, and not because they’re a bad driver.

  • 2. Jon  |  December 22nd, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    How about “Say Om if you believe in Buddha”
    http://mystikegg.com/?p=108

  • 3. John Foust  |  December 22nd, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    If you have an AFP bumpersticker, you can roll through stop signs.

  • 4. Billiam  |  December 22nd, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    Of course, if you drive a Police car, you don’t need a bumper sticker to blow SS’s and red lights…

  • 5. Alexander  |  December 22nd, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Because a believer wouldn’t honk, they would “ommmmm” once, it would last forever… and serious road rage would ensue.

  • 6. Dean  |  December 22nd, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    Nick’s comment reminded me of a story from some years back. A FL legislator was behind a lady who had a “Honk if you love Jesus” sticker on her car so he honked. There was no acknowledgment so, thinking she hadn’t heard, he honked again.

    Out popped a head of an irate lady who said, “You #%&$, can’t you see the &#%@$# light is still red?”

  • 7. phel  |  December 22nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    The best one I ever saw was on the back of a camper in Branson: Honk if You Love Loretta Lynn.

  • 8. capper  |  December 23rd, 2008 at 1:03 am

    How about “Scream if you believe in Cthulhu?

  • 9. elliot  |  December 23rd, 2008 at 11:59 am

    Very funny guys. You’re all in trouble with me. Hope you’re happy!

  • 10. Billiam  |  December 23rd, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    I love it Caps!

  • 11. capper  |  December 24th, 2008 at 12:30 am

    I’m not happy, I’m capper. Happy is with the other dwarves. But then again, that’s another bumper sticker, isn’t it?

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