I just realized I’ll never win a Pulitzer…

October 9th, 2008

…or an Oscar, best cialis viagra or a Nobel.

And you know what?

I’m completely fine with that.

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  • 1. grumps  |  October 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    You could still nominate yourself for a Pulitzer. It’s a time-honored tradition in these parts.

  • 2. Lance  |  October 10th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    Not Pulitzer, Grumps: Pullitzer. Come on, man, you gotta sharpen those reading comprehension skills.

    And, Elliot, don’t sell yourself short. I’m sure that if anybody can win a Pullitzer, it’s you.

  • 3. elliot  |  October 10th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    I suppose you have to learn to spell, before you can win one.

  • 4. grumps  |  October 10th, 2008 at 11:58 am

    Thanks for the tip, Lance. I was just using Elliott’s spelling so he didn’t feel bad.

    BTW, was that a “short” joke at Elliott’s expense?

    8^P

  • 5. Debunked  |  October 10th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    Uhmm… One ‘l’ is correct, Lance.

    http://www.pulitzer.org/

  • 6. elliot  |  October 10th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    I had it misspelled in the headline, Debunked. I fixed it after Lance pointed out that I’m an idiot.

  • 7. Debunked  |  October 10th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Ah, I was wondering if something was going on over my head or if I was just missing something.

  • 8. Josh Schroeder  |  October 10th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    But look at who gets those awards: Al Gore, Jimmy Carter, Yasser Arafat, Michael Moore, etc.

    You’re in better company for staying out of those “winner circles.”

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