I just can’t get worked up about Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Patterson

July 27th, 2012

It would be like getting upset that Doris Day cheated on Rock Hudson.

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  • 1. Dan  |  July 27th, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    I’m old. I know who Doris Day and Rock Hidson are but who the hell is Stewart and Patterson?

  • 2. John Foust  |  July 27th, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    See, Dan, it’s a gay joke. Doesn’t matter who it’s about. It’s just a gay joke. Always funny, right?

  • 3. Elliot  |  July 27th, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    Doris Day is gay?!!!!!

  • 4. John Foust  |  July 28th, 2012 at 8:47 am

    Always with the conformity. It’s the Republican way. Libertarians can be remarkably doctrinaire in different ways, of course.

    Let’s say Patterson was bisexual. Would that make Stewart’s unfaithfulness any different?

    Come to think of it, Doris and Rock are a great example of why we should be extremely skeptical of anything that comes from Hollywood PR agencies. It’s like they’re the Wisconsin Reporter or the Media Trackers of Hollywood news.

  • 5. BobG  |  July 28th, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    First I’ve heard of it.
    What amazes me is that anyone actually cares.

    “The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.”
    – Robert A. Heinlein

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