I haven’t eaten pork…

December 13th, 2007

…since I heard that it was the closest thing to eating human beings.

But now I find our that people actually taste like veal.

Bring on the bacon!

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10 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Chirs  |  December 13th, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    hmmm human chops lol

  • 2. Aaron  |  December 13th, 2007 at 11:09 pm

    You read that whole thing? I was getting a bit uncomfortable by the third paragraph.

  • 3. Dean  |  December 13th, 2007 at 11:49 pm

    The few cannibals I have known told me human flesh was the best.

  • 4. Elliot  |  December 14th, 2007 at 7:18 am

    Hey Aaron, it’s at a university domain. It’s all educational.

  • 5. Elliot  |  December 14th, 2007 at 7:27 am

    And Dean, I get the feeling you’ve lived a lot more interesting a life than I have.

  • 6. Lance  |  December 14th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    That’s why I stopped eating chimpanzee.

  • 7. Aaron  |  December 14th, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    Eat me.

  • 8. capper  |  December 16th, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    Sorry it took so long to respond, but the soporfic quality of your prose, which shows all of the quality one would expect from USA Today, required me to consume sufficient artificial stimulants to enable me to finish this blathering, only to find that you have the insight of a fetid mouse turd.

    ;)

  • 9. capper  |  December 16th, 2007 at 10:16 pm

    Damn, it was so bad it made me comment on the wrong post!

  • 10. Elliot  |  December 17th, 2007 at 8:06 am

    lol

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