I could never appear on …

November 4th, 2007

Charlie Sykes Sunday Insight.

And not just because he’d never invite me.

But because he makes people wear suits. I don’t wear suits. Well, buy viagra order other than diving suits. I’d be willing to wear a diving suit on the show.

I wonder if that would count.

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  • 1. Aaron  |  November 4th, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    I’m sure Charlie would gladly have you fitted for a straight jacket.

  • 2. Wendy  |  November 4th, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    I think you would be great on Charlie’s show. If anyone talks over you, you could run over their toes with your wheelchair. I enjoy reading your opinions here, I think you could be great on the show.

  • 3. Elliot  |  November 4th, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    Thank you, Wendy, but I think Owen and James do a phenomenal job already. ;)

  • 4. still Unreal...  |  November 5th, 2007 at 8:15 am

    Gee, elliot, i feel the same way.
    Nicole Kidman or Reese ….better not ask me out. I dont like being out in public or photographed.

    Phew!
    Glad i got THAT squared away!

  • 5. Elliot  |  November 5th, 2007 at 9:43 am

    Hmm. Do I detect a note of reverse psychology or perhaps a whiff of sarcasm there, Unreal? ;)

  • 6. still Unreal...  |  November 5th, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    Who, me?!
    Like I’d be capble of either.

  • 7. Hermes  |  November 6th, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    man i’d totally be willing to wear a suit to be on his show. then i’d kick him in the face with my shiny dress shoes.

  • 8. Elliot  |  November 6th, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    I’m thinking that plan will make Charlie less likely to invite you, Hermes. ;)

  • 9. steveegg  |  November 6th, 2007 at 11:16 pm

    I can attest to the not wishing to be photographed bit.

    As for the TV show, let’s just say the lens end of the camera and I have the same understanding 50,000-watt microphones and I have.

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