I am not…

March 21st, 2006

Rich.

Famous.

Handsome.

Young.

Stylish.

Powerful.

Or popular.

But despite of all that, viagra sales sovaldi sale try or perhaps because of it…I am happy.

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  • 1. Fuzz Martin  |  March 21st, 2006 at 1:25 pm

    All of the above are relative. The last one is the most important, of course, but I think you’re at the very least locally famous, popular, and powerful. I’m reading what you wrote, and I check your site everyday… there is power and popularity in that, right?

  • 2. Peter DiGaudio  |  March 21st, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    I am none of those either … not sure what that says about me.

  • 3. Wendy  |  March 21st, 2006 at 2:04 pm

    Then how did you land such a great wife? Or more curious, how did Owen land such a great wife?

    Hmmm, now that is an unanswerable question. Kind of like the “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

  • 4. Administrator  |  March 21st, 2006 at 3:00 pm

    “How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?”

    Three.

    (Jeez, I thought everyone knew that.)

    And we all just assumed Owen had hired a supermodel to come with him for the day. (Just like he did for his high school reunion.)

  • 5. Administrator  |  March 21st, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    Ahhh, Peter, you’re cute as the dickens. Plus, you’re feisty.

  • 6. Administrator  |  March 21st, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    And thanks, Fuzz.

    Everything is relative.

    My point is you don’t need any of those things to be happy.

    (You just need a hot wife (as Wendy so helpfully pointed out).)

  • 7. Wendy  |  March 21st, 2006 at 4:40 pm

    Did you attend the same School of Flattery as Owen? Jeesh! Laying it on a bit thick there. ;-)

  • 8. Casper  |  March 21st, 2006 at 5:02 pm

    I thought you smelled nice.

  • 9. Administrator  |  March 21st, 2006 at 6:00 pm

    God, I hope Casper is talking about Wendy.

    (Though, if Owen finds out, Casper would be better off saying he was talking about me.)

  • 10. Melinda Omdahl  |  March 21st, 2006 at 10:05 pm

    Mr. Sterns… You may not be handsome, but you are damn cute.

  • 11. Peter DiGaudio  |  March 21st, 2006 at 10:26 pm

    I’m ugly. My dog found out we looked alike, he killed himself.

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