How do you feel about bare breasts?

September 21st, 2007

I know, best viagra viagra loaded question.

What makes me think of bare breasts (OK, look almost everything makes me think of bare breasts, but I’m talking about in this particular instance) is a s story out of Sweden. (Surprised?)

It seems a couple of coeds think it’s unfair that men can swim topless and they can’t.

And you know what?

I think they have a point. (Maybe even a couple.)

There have been many cultures throughout history where women went bare breasted.

(Of course, modern Western cultures are not among them.)

My guess is that if women were allowed to go topless whenever they wanted, breasts would quickly lose their mystique.

I’ve been to topless beaches and while they are titillating at first, the air of taboo is soon deflated.

And when the taboo goes, so does the thrill.

Personally, I think we’d lose something if we demoted female breasts back to the status of occasional milk thermoses.

I like it the way it is now. Tan lines are a small price to pay for keeping a little mammary mystery between the sexes.

(And besides, how can Sweden be the home of the Swedish Bikini Team if no one in Sweden has to wear a bikini? ;)

Entry Filed under: Observations

5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Nick  |  September 21st, 2007 at 7:22 am

    You certainly know how to twist a titillating tail.

  • 2. Chris  |  September 21st, 2007 at 7:33 am

    at all the nude or topless beaches I have been to in Europe 95% of the people you would not want to see naked or top less lol my self included

  • 3. grumps  |  September 21st, 2007 at 11:33 am

    I am for them unilaterally and horizontally. Vertically? Not so much.

    Ron White says, “You see one pair, you want to see the rest.”

  • 4. jim spice  |  September 21st, 2007 at 11:47 am

    Here they are

  • 5. Dean  |  September 23rd, 2007 at 7:12 pm

    I am for men wearing tops also, especially if they have bodies like mine.

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