“Global warming” not scary enough. New York Times wants a more frightening moniker

February 19th, 2008

Apparently, viagra generic physician the term “Global Warming” isn’t scaring people as much as some folks think they should be.

And considering the cold and snow, viagra I’ve been suffering through this winter, I will admit that Global Warming does sound sort of cozy at this point.

So here’s a couple of suggestions for the perpetually panicked crowd, instead of “Global Warming” we could call it:

  1. Climate Change for the Worse
  2. Planet Percolation
  3. The Great Flood (probably not, too traditionally religious for global warming acolytes)
  4. The Coming Earth Inferno (and, no, they were not a funk band in the 70s)

So how about it? You guys got any good suggestions?

Entry Filed under: Observations

4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. David Casper  |  February 19th, 2008 at 8:29 am

    Scorched Earth

  • 2. elliot  |  February 19th, 2008 at 10:03 am

    Nice.

  • 3. Fred  |  February 19th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    Al Gore breath.

  • 4. Kate  |  February 19th, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    The Mr suggests “Republican Solar Oppression”.

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