Evolution or Intelligent Design? I just wish someone would give me a sign.

April 12th, 2006

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Disclaimer: It’s not a real church sign. It’s a joke. ;)

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  • 1. Mike Cope  |  April 13th, 2006 at 2:40 am

    The Terrible Tale of Pastor D’s Encounter with Urology

    Pastor D was feeling good
    As well-behaved preceptors should:
    He never sinned, he never thought
    About things that he didn’t ought,
    Nor ever lusted for a lass
    or coveted his neighbour’s ass.

    He had set out to write a sermon
    Condemning scientists as vermin:
    This evolution made no sense,
    God spake, and made the world commence,
    And everything has turned out fine
    Due to Intelligent Design.

    But while he penned this screed of blame
    A twinge of pain shot through his frame,
    An agony as fierce as chilli
    Between his anus and his willy.
    And thus it was our firebrand
    Was let down by his prostate gland.

    A cry rose up from in his heart:
    “The human body’s not so smart!”
    And then a thought (quite unbecoming)
    “God damn this god-damned human plumbing!”
    All mixed up with this wisdom-pearl:
    “God don’t exist, or She’s a girl!”

    And now, wracked with both pain and grief
    He cannot pee, has no belief.
    So while Intelligent Design
    May be OK if you feel fine
    It doesn’t do to mix a smidgeon
    Of logic in with your religion.

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