Bad Carma?

August 11th, 2006

Has anyone else ever had a car that just has one problem after another?

I’m talking about a car with less than 3, best viagra help 000 miles with:

  • A radio that stops working.
  • A quart of oil that just “disappears” leaving almost no oil pressure in the car.
  • A broken warning light.

I’ve owned a BMW that exhibited problems like this within the first few months and now I’m driving a brand new sportscar with the same type of issues.

I really do believe that some products are basically cursed, doomed, or possessed.

Does anyone out there know a good car exorcist?

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8 Comments Add your own

  • 1. SliverTom  |  August 11th, 2006 at 8:17 pm

    I do not know of anyone who has NOT had a “lemon” of a car at one point or another in their lives.

    Where is the Disgruntled Car Salesman when we need him. He might be able to help.

  • 2. Peter  |  August 12th, 2006 at 7:14 am

    Take the car to Dos Bandidos Restaurant on Greenbay Ave. Leave the keys in it. Go inside and have a pitcher of Margaritas. When you come out the demons will be gone!(The car will be gone too but, heh, nothings perfect.

  • 3. Fuzz Martin  |  August 12th, 2006 at 7:25 am

    The exorcist to your demons is definitely the Lemon Law. My girlfriend had her car Lemon Law’d after 38,000 miles… so I’m sure you could have a case with yours as well.

  • 4. Clint  |  August 12th, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    where do you put the wheelchair in your new sportscar? Does it have a hand brake/gas? Is it a five speed manual?

    Wisconsin’s Lemon Law will cover you for the first year (minimum) regardles of the miles

  • 5. Administrator  |  August 12th, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    Wheelchair goes in the back. Handcontrols let you drive pretty much anything. I’ll ride in a hearse before I drive in a minivan. ;)

  • 6. Clint  |  August 13th, 2006 at 10:10 am

    Do they have hand controls for a clutch – that would be cool.

  • 7. Dean Mundy  |  August 13th, 2006 at 11:27 pm

    “I‚Äôll ride in a hearse before I drive in a minivan. ;)”

    Hey, I resemble that remark.

  • 8. Administrator  |  August 14th, 2006 at 10:35 am

    Why, Dean? Do you own a hearse? ;)

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