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I like to listen to del Amitri’s Nothing Ever Happens

On repeat.

Add comment June 15th, 2023

Has waiting for a red light ever made you feel like a turkey?

Add comment February 14th, 2023

I’ve been listening to Norah Jones’ Christmas album

And she should have just named it Directors: Use This As The Soundtrack For Your Next Romantic Comedy Set At Christmas.

Add comment December 23rd, 2022

The answer to some of life’s most important questions

Add comment July 27th, 2020

My living room was the room where it happened

At this point, I think I’ve watched Hamilton 1,776 times.

Add comment July 24th, 2020

Stuff like this is why Quora has become my favorite place on the internet

I mean, where else can you ask a question about the Apollo 13 astronauts and get an answer from one of the pilots WHO ACTUALLY PICKED THEM UP after they splashed down?

Add comment January 17th, 2020

The most critical article you’ll read about critics this year

And I agree with every word.

In fact, the only way it could be better is if something exploded in it.

Add comment January 14th, 2020

When I was young, this was just called “going steady.”

Add comment January 11th, 2020

This seems like the perfect time to pump your brakes.

Add comment January 10th, 2020

At this point, they couldn’t make Jeffrey Epstein’s death look more suspicious if they tried.

Surveillance video from Jeffrey Epstein’s first apparent suicide attempt ‘no longer exists’

Add comment January 9th, 2020

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