“As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!”

November 19th, 2008

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  • 1. folkbum  |  November 19th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Dude, that’s the wrong Death Star for that quote.

    I revoke your membership in the … whatever club it is that we’d be in if that really mattered.

  • 2. elliot  |  November 19th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    I know it was the half-built Death Star 2, but the quote was too good to pass up. ;)

  • 3. Dave Casper  |  November 19th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    First, if the Death Star was fully armed and operational even though it appeared to be only partially completed, then what the hell else was it they were adding on to the thing? Additional cafeteria space? A workout room? Daycare?

    Second, should the Obama administration ever build a fully armed and operational Death Star, I do sincerely hope that they invest a little more effort into protecting that one exhaust port than the Galactic Empire did. Oh, and I’d like a job in the Death Star Daycare.

  • 4. elliot  |  November 20th, 2008 at 11:50 am

    See, Dave, it’s comments like this that makes us all wish you were blogging a little bit more. We miss you, man.

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