And now, for something completely sappy

December 6th, 2008

This was my friend Michael‘s gift to his wife on their one-year anniversary:

Sweet One

Sweet
On you, cialis generic search
Now and always, cialis
Darling, daring, wondrous wife.
Joined forever by enthusiastic vows
Fashioned in fall beneath golden canopies.
My heart and yours delightfully mated like
Apples and caramel from a roadside stand or
Maybe like lips locked in delicious Door County kisses.
Just one year ago, we were beginning to begin while
Jack-O’-Lanterns lit our first stumbling steps. Now, I wait with breathless
Anticipation as one jubilant Anniversary tumbles tenderly towards one hundred and one.

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6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Dean  |  December 6th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Geez, man, I’m diabetic, I can’t handle this much sweetness.

    Nice stuff.

  • 2. elliot  |  December 6th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    It’s a love poem, man. It’s gonna be gushy!

  • 3. elliot  |  December 6th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    Let’s pretend it’s English class. My friend got married in September of 2002. How did that influence the structure of the poem? 5 bonus points to anyone who can tell me where they got married.

  • 4. capper  |  December 6th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    The question is: How long did it take her to file the divorce papers when she realized they were never to Door County? :P

  • 5. grumps  |  December 7th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Well, let’s look at the clues.

    Breathless anticipation= A hill

    Stumbling steps=Bad maintenace=State Park

    Golden canpoy=Hardwood forest

    Caramel apple and roadside stand

    Looking at all of that together I’d say you got married by the guy running the snack bar at Rib Mountain in Wausau.

  • 6. Wonder Woman  |  December 7th, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    In a pumpkin patch? Forest.

    I’m Canadian man, gimme a break!

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