I’ve been up since 4:00 AM. 

You’ve been a great audience. Good night everyone and remember to tip your waitress.

Add comment January 5th, 2024

Why aren’t there any good movies anymore?

I blame Disney.

Add comment January 4th, 2024

Why didn’t anyone have the sense…

…to tell me about the Six?

https://sixonbroadway.com

Add comment January 3rd, 2024

It’s been so long since I posted…

I had to call tech support to reset my password.

Add comment January 2nd, 2024

Happy New Year, everyone!

Take my advice and don’t let anyone push you around in 2024.

Add comment January 1st, 2024

I like to listen to del Amitri’s Nothing Ever Happens

On repeat.

Add comment June 15th, 2023

Has waiting for a red light ever made you feel like a turkey?

Add comment February 14th, 2023

I’ve been listening to Norah Jones’ Christmas album

And she should have just named it Directors: Use This As The Soundtrack For Your Next Romantic Comedy Set At Christmas.

Add comment December 23rd, 2022

The answer to some of life’s most important questions

Add comment July 27th, 2020

My living room was the room where it happened

At this point, I think I’ve watched Hamilton 1,776 times.

Add comment July 24th, 2020

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