If you’re wondering what to get me for Christmas

You could do worse than Dale and Thomas Popcorn.

This stuff is like sex for your mouth. (Oh, cialis canada viagra wait, best viagra that actually is a kind of sex isn’t it?)

Anyway, it’s phenomenal:

I highly recommend:

Cinnamon Creme

And
Chocolate Chunk N’ Caramel

On second thought…

They suck. Don’t order either of those. Try some other flavors. Just leave those for me…

I mean, alone. Just leave those alone!

And Merry freakin’ Christmas!

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