The Carnival of the Badger – Group Therapy Edition

November 8th, 2006

Guten Tag.

I am Dr. Sigmund Fraud and I velcome you to the Visconsin Blogger Support Group.

Now, tadalafil buy I know many of you are suffering from Post Traumatic Election Syndrome.

Zo, buy viagra let us start vit dat.

Steve spends some time being introspective about what went wrong for Republicans in the midterm election.

Very insightful, Steven. Do you have anything to add?

Steve thinks a moment and expresses his wish that a particular woman could have grown a set of balls

Jah, sehr gut! I like that you support sex changes for those that need them.

Ah, I see that Nick, too, has something to say about the recent elections?

Nick launches into an inspired rant about the death penalty and homosexuality.

Verrrrry interesting. It’s not often that vone hears so much passion from a conservative when it comes to homosexuality. Vit the possible exception of Mark Foley, of course.

Fred, do you have something to add?

Fred speaks eloquently about Democrats and the American psyche.

Vonderful evaluation, Fred.

Now, vould anyvone like to talk about anything other than the elections?

Patrick?

Patrick bemoans the horrors of the Milwaukee County Board raising taxes once again

Zo, you are in a severe depression caused by tax elevation? A common problem.

Suddenly Peter starts barking about Bob Barker and Jim Doyle.

You should be careful, Peter, somevone might think you are barking mad. Or at least crazy funny.

Now vone of you had a learning disorder?

Dad explained that HE didn’t have a learning disorder, it was the folks who kept approving higher taxes for the Elmbrook Schools.

That vas a very good point, Dad.

Dean, I hear you’ve been writing letters to Democrats? First, I must ask you vhere you got the impression that Democrats could read? Just kidding! I must have my little joke. Anyvay, vat did you say in your letter?

Dean reads his letter thanking the Democrats for their concern for his wellbeing

Vat a gut letter, Dean. Danke!

Vell, everyvone, that vas an excellent session. Thank you all for attending. And I vill see you all next week and the next Carnival of the Badger.

Wiedersehen!

By the vay…please take these two Rorchschardt drawings home and tell me vat you dink of them for the next meeting. Danke.

Images courtesy of Tom McMahon.

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. steveegg  |  November 8th, 2006 at 10:19 pm

    Excellent work

  • 2. Administrator  |  November 8th, 2006 at 10:35 pm

    Work? Yes, it was. ;)

  • 3. Patrick  |  November 9th, 2006 at 6:07 am

    Es ist sehr gut meine herre

  • 4. The World According to Ni&hellip  |  November 9th, 2006 at 8:31 am

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  • 5. TC  |  November 9th, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    Well done!

  • 6. Administrator  |  November 9th, 2006 at 2:25 pm

    Thanks, Dean. I thought we could all use a little therapy after the last few weeks. ;)

  • 7. Fred  |  November 9th, 2006 at 7:52 pm

    Sterling job… I fear a $200 bill for the hour on the couch after reading this!

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