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The guy on the elevator this morning told me he’s getting a vasectomy on Friday

So I cut him off right there.

Add comment June 3rd, 2015

I agree, emoticons good

Emojis bad:

Father of the emoticon comes out swinging: I think emojis are ugly

Add comment April 23rd, 2015

This is very, very smart

Add comment April 22nd, 2015

I like Dirty Little Blondes

The band, I mean.

I hope they make it big.

1 comment March 20th, 2015

I bet I could do this in my racing chair

Add comment March 10th, 2015

Ever wonder how an AR-15 trigger works?

Wonder no more:

The page is sponsored by a metal casting company, so you don’t have to worry about them trying to sell you something.

And if you click on the word trigger, you can shoot holes in the page.

How cool is that?

Add comment January 8th, 2015

Happy New Year

I plan on seeing more of you all in 2015.

Add comment January 1st, 2015

It’s not the writers

It’s the readers.

Add comment October 9th, 2014

Peter Parkour?

I’m not a big fan of Parkour, but somehow it’s more fun when Spiderman is doing it.

Add comment May 5th, 2014

How cold is it?

The soda froze in my straw in the time it took me to roll three blocks from the place I bought it.


Add comment January 28th, 2014

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