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A few things that were batty about The Dark Knight

Like almost everyone else in America, viagra generic sovaldi sale I enjoyed the new Batman movie The Dark Knight.

But here are a couple of things that nagged me about the messages in the film (and Batman in general, advice for that matter). None of these are spoilers, per se, but if you haven’t seen the movie, you might want to skip the rest of this post:

  1. Because Batman refuses to kill, the criminals he apprehends are free to escape over and over again to commit further atrocities. Doesn’t that make Batman an accomplice to every future murder that someone like the Joker commits? Just kill the bad guy and be done with it. Some folks just need to die. Think Hitler, or Dahmer, or they guy who invented crocs
  2. You’re supposed to wonder what separates Batman from the other run-of-the-mill vigilantes in the film – well, isn’t it obvious? The same thing that lets anyone in America get away with murder…money. And lots of it.
  3. The Joker is supposed to represent pure anarchy. He even tells Harvey Dent that people like Commissioner Gordon and the Batman are planners, but he’s not. He’s the one that ruins plans. Righhhhhhht. Come on. The Joker is the most intricate planner in the movie. Plus, he’s ridiculously lucky. His plans all rely on him having perfect insight into what others will do and having absolutely nothing go wrong with his Rube Goldberg-like schemes.
  4. Batman tortures/beats answers out of people and uses electronic surveillance on innocent citizens to stop terrorism. But he recognizes that he shouldn’t do it…but it works. Sort of confusing for all of us folks trying to figure out how that part of the movie relates to the Bush administration.
  5. You’d think by now that everyone would know that Batman wears body armor. Just because he falls down when you shoot him doesn’t mean he’s dead. Bad guys, take note.
  6. You might think Batman was being noble when he takes the blame for all the killings at the end of the movie, but really it was a cynical attempt to compensate for his one weakness. Because the bad guys know that he won’t kill them, he loses leverage every time he tries to make one of them talk. Next time he interrogates someone he can casually mention that he’s a mass murderer…that should loosen a few lips.

1 comment July 21st, 2008

If you were even just thinking about seeing…

Hellboy 2, best viagra prostate put down your computer and drive to a theater right this moment.

It was that good.

4 comments July 13th, 2008

The Pixars of the Litter

One of the reasons I disliked WALL-E is I thought it didn’t measure up to Pixar’s best.

And what are Pixar’s best?

In order:

1.) The Incredibles
2.) Monsters, cialis sovaldi Inc.
3.) (is a three-way tie) Toy Story 1/Toy Story 2/Finding Nemo
4.) Ratatouille
5.) Cars
6.) Bug’s Life
7.) WALL•E

Of course, this is open to debate. What order do you guys think they belong in?

11 comments July 7th, 2008

I just saw…

WALL-E and I thought it was SUCK-E.

5 comments July 4th, 2008

Wanted

Someone to go see Wanted with me for the third time in three days.

Bending bullets? THAT’S my kind of movie!

Add comment June 29th, 2008

Thank you, Mr. Sorkin!

I watched Charlie Wilson’s War last night and I’m so glad that Aaron Sorkin finally taught me that it wasn’t Ronald Reagan that defeated the Soviet Union…it was a coke-snorting, tadalafil look womanizing Democratic member of the House of Representatives!

2 comments June 10th, 2008

I just watched…


Shoot ‘Em Up.

And the thing I liked best about it is that I know the critics had to absolutely hate it.

1 comment June 3rd, 2008

Yeah, I saw it

And it rocked.

4 comments May 2nd, 2008

Hut, hut, hut!

I went and saw Leatherheads, buy viagra prostate tonight, and while George Clooney is no Cary Grant and Renée Zellweger is no Katharine Hepburn it wasn’t a bad imitation of a 1940s comedy.

I give it three huts, out of four.

4 comments April 27th, 2008

Is anyone else as excited about this as I am?

IRON MAN

2 comments April 22nd, 2008

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