$1,000?

May 24th, 2008

“A Nightcap with Jonah”
8:30 P.M.
Join us for an intimate conversation
with Jonah Goldberg and Charlie Sykes
$1000 per person
(Limited to 25 participants. Cordials,
buy viagra sovaldi coffee and desserts included.)

I’m sorry, check but at that price I’d find the “cordials, coffee and desserts” very hard to swallow.

Hat tip to Owen

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Patrick  |  May 24th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Come and join the rest of us paupers for the early session, that’s only $30.

    I am going to try to make it if I can.

  • 2. grumps  |  May 26th, 2008 at 6:45 am

    The breakdown of that $1000 goes like this

    Food and beverage- $14.63
    Hall rent-$8.46
    Charity donation- $650
    Goldberg’s appearance fee- $322.44
    Parking validation- $2.50
    Charlie’s wisdom- $1.97

  • 3. Chris  |  May 26th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    That is still $1.97 more than anyone will pay for you wisdom Grumps ;P

  • 4. grumps  |  May 27th, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Thank you for your reply, Chris. It’s difficult for me to explain how much I value your feedback.

  • 5. Chris  |  May 27th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    $2.00 would be a good place to open bids Grumps

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