Of course Skynet, I mean Google, would say this:


Add comment June 8th, 2018

I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what it means.

Add comment October 6th, 2017

Have you heard they’re developing a new genre of music?

It is a combination of Country music and rap. 
They call it Crap.

Add comment January 10th, 2017

Where no Elliot has gone before

I fell in love with Star Trek Online, today. I named my starship the USS Prudrock. And, now, I’m going to lay waste to the land.

Add comment January 9th, 2017

I can’t decide on my New Year’s Resolution

It’s either going to be 1024×576 or 1280×720.

Add comment January 7th, 2017

I’m an ex-cop

But if I had this wheelchair, I bet people would call me Robo-ex-Cop.

Add comment January 6th, 2017

What is wrong with this picture

Carrie Fisher is gone, but Charles Manson is doing just fine.

Add comment January 6th, 2017

Apparently, the Republicans didn’t have an Obamacare in the world…

Congressional Republicans launched their long-promised effort on Wednesday to dismantle the Affordable Care Act, even as they acknowledged that they may need several months to develop a replacement along conservative lines.

I totally understand the Republicans not having any ideas for replacing Obamacare. After all, they’ve only had eight years to think of some.

Add comment January 4th, 2017

Ho, Ho, No!

Is it my imagination or does the new Green Giant look disturbingly  like Ellen DeGeneres?

Add comment January 3rd, 2017

Donald Trump was not my candidate

But I have to admit, all the right people hate him.

Add comment January 2nd, 2017

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