I have a low grade fever, today

But,I’m sure with some perseverance it can get its grade up.

Add comment January 25th, 2024

When the guy who is about to give you a quote for insulating your home…

…starts talking about $1,200 rebates from the government, you know you’re in trouble.

Add comment January 24th, 2024

The weather is supposed to warm up

Unfortunately, I already have a cold.

Add comment January 23rd, 2024

I present to you the Carpenters Union building…

…made almost entirely of concrete.

Add comment January 22nd, 2024

DeSantis DeParts

Ron DeSantis dropped out of the Republican primary today and endorsed Donald Trump.

I did not have that on my 2024 Presidential Bingo card.

Add comment January 21st, 2024

Baby, it’s cold outside..

No, seriously, it really is. Brrr.

Add comment January 20th, 2024

It’s my birthday

I had ice cream. Need I say more?

Add comment January 19th, 2024

Yes, books are being banned (or the functional equivalent), but they might not be the ones you think.


Add comment January 18th, 2024

Dam it

That’s not a typo. I’m getting ice dams on my roof again. I hate those damn dams.

Add comment January 17th, 2024

I’m way too exhausted to post anything tonight…

Which is why you’re totally not reading this right now.

Add comment January 16th, 2024

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